I just found out why all the vegetarians I know are miserable. Food "suitable" for vegetarians tastes like shit. At least the stuff I've bought lately. Guh. The 3 bean minestrone was krap. With a side of krap. I think that may very well have been the last time I attempt to eat "healthy". Fuck that.

I need a fairy godmudder/fadder to do the following for me:
1. clean my gawd damn kitchen (it's getting gross and I don't think I could stomach it)
2. find me a new glamour-rama job that pays a billion dollars more than this soul sucking one

That's all I'm asking for. Well for now. It could change in like 10 minutes.

In case you're wondering (and I know you're not) I got new auto insurance. I wasn't on hold with these guys. I didn't get a lecture for not stating immediately that I had home insurance with the company. For that last one, um, I didn't mention it cause it took you a full 5 minutes to figure out how to imput my postal code. I didn't wanna throw you off. Geezus.
Any hoodle. The new guys. Amazing. In fact I think I told the rep that I loved her. I wasn't kidding either. They saved me two GRAND in the long run. Two grand that can go elsewhere. Like to my burgeoning crack habit. Kidding. It's heroin. Whoo. I'm just killin' it today.

I think I need a nap. And a cookie.